mansoor/shazi/zz…now it is bihari’s turn…just kiding…guys
A Bihari went to New Delhi for the first time in his life. He went there during the time of Asiad and was zapped to see all these new stadiums, newly constructed roads, flyovers etc etc. The poor fellow hadn’t seen all this ever before. So when he came back to Aligarh people asked him as to how did he like Delhi, he was too excited and said : yaar delhi to buhat top ka laga, pura
delhi chamak chamak raha tha, sab kuch jagmaga raha tha, sab shine maar raha
tha lekin yaar ek cheez hum understand nahin kar paye, yeh itta barka barka speed breaker kahe ko bana diya hai (he couldn’t figure out what is a flyover).
aray babwa tumhari samajh may kaaa ni away hay..hum bolay na yeh to modern zaman hay naa isi liya tumari samaaj maay nahi aaia ga..saban kay bathija ki amma kay pootay baboo say pooch lay na
Aligarh is not in Bihar. Now u are telling bhaiyya joke as bihari joke. earlier u told sardar joke as bihari joke. no good.
listen true bihari joke.
Nawaz shrief gets lots of missiles and bombs frm China, aeroplanes from US and gets in war with India. In just half an hour Pakistan is winning and India surrenders. Now there is negotiation time.
AtalBihari comes to negotiations with a very sorry face but when both of them are coming out, he looks happy. Journalists ask Nawaz "So Nawaz, Pakistan have won Kashmir?" Nawaz says "No! We have not taken over Kashmir since India says, if Pakistan wants to take Kashmir, it should take Bihar also."