Big White Panties

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Now a friend recommend this book to me. Its about relationships, funny and well written. Now someone explain to me how I am gonna ask in Pakistan for a book called Big White Panties :smiley:

They gave me looks when I asked for Emergency Sex (Its about the UN) :smiley:

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In Urdu of course. “Barri Sufaid Chuddi” should soften the blow a bit.

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:rotfl:

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:omg:

What have I come back to…

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When I read the title ‘big white panties’ I think of a pair of grannypants I once bought by mistake. I don’t know why they gave you the looks…the title sounds harmless and funny.

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vaddi chitti kachi

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net pe qareeban 1000rs ki mil rahi hai. wahan se le sakte ho.

uske illawa mere khayal se urdu bazaar etc se aur sasti mil jaye gi…well tareeqa yeh hai ke book ka naam paper pe likh ke salesman ko kaho ‘yeh wali book hai?’. :slight_smile:

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:rotfl:

the salesman might start thinking this is some urdu dirty fiction :stuck_out_tongue:

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I think the problem here is the word highlighted in red. Take that out and you will be much easier to understand in Pakistan.

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Write the title on a piece of paper and sliiiiiiiiide it across the counter. Do not make eye contact.

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Now imagine this: The guy behind the counter is confused and doesn’t ask CM for clarification because he has his gaze averted. So, he goes to another sales rep for help…who also doesn’t get it…and they go find another…who thinks CM wants directions to Victoria’s Secret. The three sales reps go find the manager. And before you know it there’s a crowd gathered around CM…but it’s all good…we know he’s an attention whore. :smiley:

Or it could play out much much simpler than that. The guy behind the counter is the kind who reads the title LOUD and CLEAR for everyone to hear.

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^Or the guy behind the counter is wearing big white panties and thinks CM is actually hitting on him.

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^Fine. You win. :hinna:

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^ haha. :hug:

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my 150% hyderabadi daadi used to say “sufeeeeeed rang nakko pehnaa” :chai:

do what Maddy said…pass ‘em a piece of paper, and make sure you include 100 rupee ka note as a tip…you don’t wanna be known as the guy who bought the chaddi kitaab…i’m just sayin’

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^LOOOOOOOOOOLLL

Putting a 100 rupee note with the slip of paper will be giving the guy behind the counter a message all right :smiley:

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Passo clearly wins …and CM is basking in the glorified attention he’s getting here as always even if its white chaddi talk :hinna:

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Hey I got emergency sex without a problem. They even had a few copies :smiley:

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LMAO. And we have a winner!