Big Man In A Small Town

The young man grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come bact to the small town because he could be a big man in this small town. He really wanted to impress everyone. So he returned and opened his new low office.

The first day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk. He decided to make a big impression on this new client when he arrived. As the man came to the door, he picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while talking.

“No, absolutely not. You tell those clowns in New York that I won’t settle this case for less than on million dollars. Yes. The Appeals Court has agreed to hear that case next week. I’ll be handling the primary argument ant the other members of my team will provide support. Okay. Tell the District Attorney that I’ll meet with him next week to discuss the details.”

This sort of thing went on for almost five minutes. All the while the man sat patiently as the young man rattled instructions. Finally, the young man put down the phone and turned to the man. "I’m sorry for the delay, but as you can see, I’m very busy. What can I do for you?

The man replied, “I’m from the Telephone Company. I came to hook up your phone.”

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HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH…REALLY nice te bigg impression

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.. god bless his feelings ..

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mainay khuwaab-e-nashaimann ko bosay diyay,
aur keh kar ke ye dil ko samjha diyaa,
ke aashiyaana banaana mera kaam tha,
koee bijli giraaye to main kiya karoon..

It would have been better if the phone rang while he was talking


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hahaha !!!

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some ppl have to face embarassment ucz of such stupid acts…

i dont think the phone can ring while u have picked up the receiver…

feel sorry for the man who wanted to show off!


Splendor is lost

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good one

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We did that to a friend of mine who was trying to tease me by telling that he was talking to some one in another city with my mobile. We just took another phone and gave him a bell. (And you know what we were sitting in the uni cafe and he was talking out loud to tease me when we rang the bell) You know the rest

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Watnay deeyan Thandiyaan Chainyaan O yaar!!!

hahahaaaaaaa