A chief of a red indian tribe gets an attack of constipation. The worried tribesmen, take their Big Chief to the Voodoo witch doctor. With his jantras and mantras, the witch doctor tries to solve the Big Chief’s problem, but to no avail. So, the tribesmen decide to take their to the wise and clever White Doctor. The tribesmen try to relate the story to the white doctor:
"err..Big Chief…NO (S)HIT!!!
The wise and clever white doctor understands the problem and gives the tribesmen a bottle of laxatives, but forgets to prescribe the time and quantity. As a result, the foolish Chief gulps down the whole thing.
After a few days the tribesmen return to the wise and clever white doctor. The doctor inquires about the Big Chief’s health, and the men try to expalin it to the white doctor:
“er…Big (S)hit…NO CHIEF!!!”
Had to ammend it due to censorship problems.
[This message has been edited by Blasting_idiot (edited January 25, 2001).]