bhopali punch lines

Bhopali slangs!

  • Ustaad rokke chalna,ek ladies aa rayi hengi!{in minibus/tempo}
  • Bhot lehra riya hega.{for piloting}
  • Miya kallaat(kal-raat) se bhot STD(acidity) ho rayi hegi pet mein
  • Lapak maal hai be OR Bhot sipal item hai be -{girl is so
    beautiful}
  • Ko Khan, Kaise?-{How are you?}
  • Ama aapki gaadi to paidal ho gayi - {Engine is seized}
  • Aliases for girlfriend - Seat,Party,Setting,Kancha,Got,Goti,daau,
    Female,Fanti,jaan.
  • Are medam bachon ko god mein bitha lo-{to make space in mini bus}
  • Aajaao bashten bashten bashten{Bus stand}
  • Second Panch Cheh Saat Dus Gyarah,barah sau pachas.{Minibus
    conductor reciting the route of the bus.}
  • Rok Ke Rok Ke Rok Ke-{Minibus conductor asking the Driver to
    stop to pickup or drop off passenger}
  • Kon Khan Kan Ja Riye Ho-{where r u going?}
  • Haan Khan Pathan Khairiyat!-{Askin d person if he is alright}
  • kalmein kaise beh rahi hai.
  • ekdum bhannaat lag riya hega {feel gud}
  • Bhai Ko- {short for bhai ko salaam}
  • are kha tameez se isscrech na aaye.
  • Bhayan - Bhaijaan {Big Bro.}
  • Taap-n-Taun - Top-n-Town{famous ice cream parlour

Re: bhopali punch lines

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Re: bhopali punch lines

really good ones:D