Derived from this thread - Bhola’s Phone Call From London (Audio Version)
Bhola from Bombay went to London. In the evening, he felt like talking to his wife. So dialled his residence and the following conversation happened:-
Bhola - O-Haello-o-o
Reply - Hello
Bhola smirks as it is an unfamiliar male voice.
Bhola - Kaun hai re tu.
Reply - Shaab, main Bahadur.
Bhola - Too kahan se aya.
Bahadur - Shaab, mujhe aaj hi MemShaab ne naukri pe rakha hai.
Bhola shifts uneasily at the revealation of his wife’s daring at keeping a Hardworking (u can translate work) Pahari bahadur, the day Bhola has left home.
Bhola - Ja ke Memsahib Ko bula.
Bahadur - Shaab, MemShaab to shota hai.
Bhola - Tu Memsahib ko jaga de.
Bahadur - Par Shaab, MemShaab to Shaab ke saath sota hai.
Bhola is Red and White sorry Wild with anger.
Bhola - Dekh be Bahadur, Tu meri baat sun. Main tera asli Sahab hoon.
Bahadur - Shaab, to phir MemShaab ke paas kaun sota hai.
Bhola - Woh koi nakli Sahab ban ke aya hoga. Tu aisa kar, drawing room ki diwar par meri bandook rakhi hai. Ja usse leke aa ja.
After a pause…
Bahadur - Haan Shaab, Bandook le aya.
Bhola - Ye telephone ke niche wali daraz men goliyaan padi hain. Isme se do goliyaan Bandook mein daal de.
After a shuffling and cranking noise…
Bahadur - Haan Shaab, dal diya.
Bhola - Ab jake us nakli Sahib ko aur Memsahib ko shoot kar de.
Rapport of two gunshots is heard and…
Bahadur - Haan Shaab, maine dono ko shoot kar diya. Ab lashon ka kya karoon.
Bhola - Bahar garden mein gaddha khod ke dono lashon ko dafan kar de.
Bahadur - Shaab, aap kya bolta hai. Ye fifteenth floor pe garden kahan se aa gaya.
Bhola - Oh, sorry, wrong number.
Note that the voice being broadcasted in this audio is not necessarily dhobi bhai’s. The names and identities of such characters are being safeguarded, in order to protect the guilty and the innocent.
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