Here is a joke, someone send to me and I hope it will make all of you laugh.
Bholaji is the english teacher in a school. He is
very well renowned for all his students do very well
in exams. The school is having an inspection and the
inspector decided to visit the english class.This is
what transpires :
Bholaji : “Bolo bachon GADHA”
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA "
Bholaji : “Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA”
Students (in chorous) : “GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA”
Bholaji : “Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA,
GADHE KE PECHE MEIN”
Students (in chorous) : “GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA
, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN”
Bholaji : “Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA,
GADHE KE PECHE MEIN, MERE PECHE SAARA DESH”
Students (in chorous) : “GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA
, GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH”
By this time the inspector is furious. He confronts
the principal and shouts at him "What is this Bholaji
teaching his students. He is supposed to be taking an
english class and what he is saying is GADHA, GADHE KE
PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA
DESH.
The principal too is shocked, the famous english
teacher doing this.
Principal : "Bholaji what nonsense are you telling
these students “GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE
PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH”.
Bholaji : "Yes i was telling all this in class, but i
was only teaching the students the spelling of
ASSASSINATION. ASS - ASS - I - NATION (GADHA , GADHE
KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE
SAARA DESH)