Bhola with a camera, was focusing a dead body’s face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
He said “SMILE PLEASE”
Man:Bholaji where were u born?
Bholaji: Bihar.
Man: which part.
Bhola: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body born in Bihar".
Banta’s son: dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a swimming pool.
Banta: give him a glass of water.
Bhola gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Bhola:“I’ve been promoted as branch manager.”
Bhola and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Bhola says… Drink quickly…
Wife asks why…
Bhola says coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
Why was Bholaji writing the exam near the door bcoz it was an entrance exam