Bhaiyo aur behno...

95% of the time I visit gupshup just for the jokes. So please give me my dose of the day regularly. I need at least 3 sootas a day. Dont leave me dry and hanging.

OK...ahem first soota...

"Old Times"
College Grad: God, I long for my college days.
College Student: What was your favorite part about college?
College Grad: I miss the classes.
College Student: That's what I love about school.
College Grad: Going to classes?
College Student: Nope. Missing them.

Yaad se hnsana ok :)

[This message has been edited by sabah (edited December 03, 1999).]

coloured fella?!?!?!?

Dear white fella
Couple of things you should know
When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in sun, I black
When I cold, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black.

You white fella
When you born, you pink

When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
When you die, you grey.
And you have the cheek to call me coloured ?!!!!

So ab teesra koi aur sunae.....
:)

Thank goodness..otherwise i was on the verge of checking into a clinic

shukriya sabah
oh..btw...hahahahahahaha