Bhai ka Resume

Pakya Bhai Supariwala urf Yeda Khopadi

Objective:

To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation Analyst (CIA)

Education:

  • B.S. (Crime Technology) Tihar Jail, India, August 1994

  • M.S. (Criminal Sciences ) Virginia Prison for International Smugglers and the Unlawful Activists(VPISUA), August 1996.

Thesis:

“On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatraz with minimal efforts”

Coursework:

Cop Psychology, Plastic Explosives Technology, Bomb Controls and Timer Device Theory, International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking, Object Oriented Crime Design

Work Experience:

  • Research Assistant, LTTE Labs, Jaffna, Aug 1990-Aug 1991

  • Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project

  • Developed instant death cyanide capsules in orange, strawberry; and mint flavors (Patent# 007,13,666)

Summer Internship:

Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan Associates, Bombay , June1987-July1990

  • Worked as a hitman and was responsible for many supari style killings

  • Participated in election rigging in Bihar and made hafta Collections

Honors & Achievements:

  • Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child prodigies in crime)

  • Member, IPKF (Indian Professional Killers Forum) student chapter

  • Performer of the year in 2004 General Elections in Bihar & U.P.

  • Strong hold on Govt. & NGOs.

  • Specialized in extortion,illegal construction business & fake academic degree supply.

References:

  • Dr. Charles Sobhraj, Full Time Prof., Tihar Jail, New Delhi

  • Dr. Chandra Swamy, Visiting Faculty Tihar Jail, New Delhi

  • Dr. Dawood Ibrahim, Overseas Projects Manager, Dubai

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cool man!!!
quite funny :)

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:hehe: That’s a good one. :k:

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I want that type of CV too :blush:

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:hehe:

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OMG!! :rotfl: :rotfl:…i ocould not help laughing in front of my laptop :rotfl:

so impressive resume, he stands a chance for CIA