TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: “HIJKLMNO”!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it’s H to O!
Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it.
Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot.
Sam : It’s a family tradition.
Teacher : What do you mean?
Sam : Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
Teacher : What about your mother?
Sam : She’s a woman
Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student : Brotherly love
Teacher : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.”
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