Betuki Shayari

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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  1. Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime…
    Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime…
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." 1 is neither composite nor prime"

  1. Agar dava chahiye toh dhundo koi chemist…
    Agar dava chahiye toh dhundo koi chemist…

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My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST…

  1. Yuh khamosh rehkar tadpoge kabtak…
    Yuh khamosh rehkar tadpoge kabtak…

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Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..

4.. Arj kiya hai..

He is KISSING
She is KISSING

He is KISSING
She is KISSING

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  1. Woh mujhe chhod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun…
    Woh mujhe chhod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun…
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    Ahun ahun ahun
    Ahun ahun ahun

6.mehgai ke iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
Mehgai ke iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
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Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu…

  1. Akbar NE kharide 3-3 ghode..
    Akbar NE kharide 3-3 ghode..
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    Aja aja dil nichode …
    Raat ki matki phode…

8.mein hoon yahan TU hai wahan…
Mein hoon yahan TU hai wahan..
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LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan…

  1. Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna…
    Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna…
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“BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna…”

10 . Ratan tata NE establish kiya TATA..
Ratan tata NE establish kiya TATA..
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"itni shakti hamen dena data "