** ****Three surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
****One of them said, "I’m the best surgeon inTexas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.
****One of the others said. “That’s nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics.” ****
****The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Many years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. **** All I had left to work with was the horse’s ass and a cowboy hat. Now he’s president of the United States
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*Three surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
**One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon inTexas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.*
*One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics." *
*The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Many years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. *
*All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States*
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*Yapp! and he was trying to stop the train because He knew for sure and was shouting ....................Train Has WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!.......:biggthumb *
