All employees: Please pee on your hands before returning to work; the water here is filthy. (Bathroom wall)
I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it. (Bathroom Graffiti)
“If you can read this you’re not aiming in the right direction.”
(Toilet-ceiling graffiti)
You hold in your hands your family’s future.
(Restroom Graffiti)
We don’t swim in your toilet,
so please don’t pee in our pool!
(Swimming Pool Bathroom)
Under a sign that said “Employees Must Wash Hands,” someone scribbled:
I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.
I have what every woman wants!
(some one wrote underneath…)
You must be in the fur coat business.
(I had much more but the ratings “G” held me back. Ill post more if appriciated)