Light Bulb Jokes!
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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb?
At least three!
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the light bulb and two to talk about it!
How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but only after his wife nags him about it!
How many teenage girls does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but she will be on the phone for 5 hours telling all her friends about it!
How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but it may take him up to five years to get it done.
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How many hillbillies does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to write a song about how good the old bulb was!
How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in!
How many talk show hosts does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, one to ask the old bulb how it feels to be replaced, and one to take questions from the audience.
How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
It doesn't matter; they don't have any electricity anyway!
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How many Floridians does it take to changea light bulb?
No one knows. They're still counting!
How many Teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven. Got a problem with it?
How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he needs at least three light bulbs!
How many computer software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None! That's a hardware problem!
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but the light bulb has to reaaly WANT to change!
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many can you afford?
How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The whole team, if they can get college credit for it.
How many government workers does it take to change a light bulb?
26. One to change the bulb and 25 to do the paperwork.
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
31. One to change the bulb and 30 to collect the insurance money.
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and one to change it back!
How many Rocket Scientists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It doesn't take a Rocket Scientist, you know!
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How many librarians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, but I can look it up for you!
How many chickens does it take to change a light bulb?
Chickens don't change light bulbs. They are all too busy crossing the road!
How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, silly, unless you break it!
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When was i for real?
I am myself a dream
I always see you
watching me tenderly