Now all those recruiters on high school and college campuses have a real incentive to offer.
Brothel Offers Free Sex to Returning Troops
Wed June 4, 2003 10:22 AM ET
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Talk about what you can do for your country!
In an unusual act of patriotism, a Nevada brothel is offering free sex to troops returning from the U.S.-Iraq war.
The Moonlite BunnyRanch in Nevada, a legal brothel, also plans to extend 50 percent discounts on sex to the military for the next few weeks, proprietor Dennis Hof told Reuters in a telephone interview on Tuesday.
Hof hit on his unique gesture for honoring U.S. troops when BunnyRanch star and former Playboy magazine centerfold Sunset Thomas was flooded with letters from the front lines.
“We were receiving about 20 letters a day,” Hof said. “We thought, when these guys are done we’ll do something special for them.”
The first 50 servicemen and women through the door will receive a sexy knockoff of their military-issued “TA-50” kits of personal hygiene items. Instead of toothbrushes and soap, Hof’s kits contain condoms, lubricant, an adult magazine and a certificate for free sex.
Thirteen men and three women in uniform have shown up so far to claim their gifts. All told, the free and discounted sex will cost Hof about $50,000 – a worthy sacrifice, he said.
“We want to feel patriotic and feel we are doing something for our servicemen,” he said. “If we owned a Dairy Queen we would be giving away free ice cream, but … we own the sex capital of the world. What better way is there to give back?”
Why can't these sort of incentives be offered to other patriotic members of American society? What about the roadsweepers that keep American cities clean? What about those guys who have to patriotically clean American sewers or get rid of American garbage? And what about patriotic American lepers? Is it their fault that they've been unfortunate enough to wind up with such a terrible disease? Come to think of it, how come nobody's made such an offer to George Bush himself? Who could be more patriotic that George or his patriotically supportive wife?
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Why can't these sort of incentives be offered to other patriotic members of American society?
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I think the brothel was limiting its offer to people serving in a government agency who often kill other people. Hmmmm..... maybe they should extend the offer to US Postal workers.
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*Originally posted by Mr Xtreme: *
Why can't these sort of incentives be offered to other patriotic members of American society? What about the roadsweepers that keep American cities clean? What about those guys who have to patriotically clean American sewers or get rid of American garbage? And what about patriotic American lepers? Is it their fault that they've been unfortunate enough to wind up with such a terrible disease? Come to think of it, how come nobody's made such an offer to George Bush himself? Who could be more patriotic that George or his patriotically supportive wife?
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You are right, but this offer needs to be extended to include some people from the other countries as well... Mr. Blair needs such incentives badly too, afterall, hes British :D