Benazir Bhutto, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all died and gone to hell. While there, they found a red phone and asked what the phone is for.
The Devil tells them it is for calling back to earth (homeland).
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When finished the devil informs that the cost of call for 5 min is 1 million US$, so putin writes him a cheque.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she was finished the devil informs her the cost is 6 million US$, so she also given him a cheque.
Finally, Benazir gets her turn and talks for 4 hours to Pakistan. When she finished the devil informed her that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call Pakistan anytime.
Others two were angry and asked the devil why Benazir got to call Pakistan free?
The devil replied, “SINCE ASIF ZARDARI BECAME PRESIDENT OF PAKISTAN, THE COUNTRY HAS GONE TO HELL, SO IT’S A LOCAL CALL”, and local call is free in hell.
