Passing an office building late one night, a drunk saw a
sign that said, “Press bell for night watchman.”
He did so, and after several minutes he heard the watchman
clomping down the stairs.
The uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one gate, then
another, shut down the alarm system, and finally made his
way through the revolving door.
“Well,” he snarled at the drunk, “what do you want?”
“I just want to know why you can’t ring the bell for your-self?”
LOL this is really funny.
perhaps I should do same and see what the watchman's reaction will be!
only one thing, I won't be drunk!
** Don't talk unless u can improve the silence **
heheeh .. and nescio, man b careful .. chokidaaron ko tangg karnay say ajeeb qisim ka outcome nikal kar saamnay aa sakta hay
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8.Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch to be sure.
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