Beggar in lahore

Asif_k · January 24, 2003, 8:57pm

A man and his wife were walking on the streets of Lahore. Coming to a corner a begger shouted out to the lady: “Oh sundari!!! andhha huu. sawa panch rupya de de” (Oh beautiful!! I am blind give me five and a quarter rupees)
At once her husband told her: “de de, de de, tujhhe sundari bola hai to har haal me ye andhha hi hai!!” (Give him what he asks, If he thinks you are beautiful then there is no doubt that he is blind!!)

eemo · January 24, 2003, 10:27pm

lol.

thanks for the english translation too, cos i sometimes find it difficult to understand the urdu jokes :)

Phat_gurl · January 24, 2003, 10:28pm

How does the blind knoe it is a girl passing by

Shikra · January 25, 2003, 1:23am

you are taking this seriously
it’s a joke, laugh :halo:

khekasha · January 25, 2003, 2:04am

^ she doesn't have to, if she doesn't want to. But i'll laugh...heheh.

coOoLBreeze · January 25, 2003, 4:45am

by the way good joke

Prince_Ali · January 26, 2003, 5:10am

good

very cool

Dilsay · January 26, 2003, 9:35am

lolzzzzzzz

BrokenSky · January 26, 2003, 9:34pm

:D

ayman · January 26, 2003, 9:48pm

batameez · January 27, 2003, 12:07am

nia_khan · January 27, 2003, 9:00am

paindu jeyaa

Philanthrope · January 31, 2003, 11:00pm

:halo: