A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops
down on the couch in front of the television, and
tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts.”
The wife sighs and gets him a beer.
Fifteen minutes later, he says, “Get me another beer
before it starts.”
She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it
down next to him.
He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says,
“Quick, get me another beer, it’s going to start any
minute.”
The wife is furious. She yells at him “Is that all
you’re going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in
front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken,
fat slob, and furthermore . . .”
The man sighs and says, “It’s started . . .”
