A department of French scientists for the Department of Health recently completed a study that suggests that men should consider reducing their beer consumption. This is because they have discovered that beer contains an abundance of female hormones.
They theorized that drinking beer turns men into women. To test the theory, each of 100 men were given a 6 pack of beer within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men
-gained weight, talked excessively without making any sense
-became overly emotional, couldn’t drive properly
-failed to think rationally
-argued about nothing at all
-refused to apologize when they were wrong.
No further testing is planned.