Subject: Human Resources
Dear Hiring Manager,
Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consid-
eration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept
your refusal to offer me a position in your department at
this time. This year I have been particularly fortunate in
receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters.
With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is
impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite your companies’ outstanding qualifications and previous
experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection
does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume
the position in your department this August. I look forward to
seeing you then. Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.
Sincerely,
Interviewee