BEACH

Rham lal and Sham lal were in conversation on the beach :

Rham lal :Ise ‘beach’ kyo kaheete hai ?
Sham lal : Tumhe nahe pata ?

Rham lal : Nahe pata.
Sham lal: Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai.