I’ve been reading posts on GupShup…gosh I’m in love with u guyzz.. Aight salaams from me, a new guppie:wave:
And since this is the joke column…I’ll add in one.
Ek bhuddha seethi bagatey hoaye beach par jaaata hey, beach par jaatey hee uskoh ek sign nazar ata hey, which says, dahein dehkoh. Jab woh dahein ki taraf dekhta hey toh ek aur board hota hey joh kehta hey bahein ki taraf dekoh, toh woh bahein ki taraf dekhta hey, bahein ki tarafh wala board kehta hey peichey mur key dekho…Jab woh peechey dehkta hey toh board kehta “tum idhar udhar dekhney ayee ho ya nahaney ayee ho” !!
Pretty Funny with the addition of buddha and Beach
What I heard was a little different but goes like this
Once this guy goes to a washroom in a very busy mall, as soon as he enters the washroom there is a note on the front wall and it says, “look up”. He look up towards the ceiling and to his surprise there’s another sign that says “look down”, as soon as he look down on the floor there is another sign which reads 'turn 180 degree , close the door, sit back, relax and excrete as much as you can" in a urdu version the last signs says “Idher Udher Kia Dekh raha hay, jaldi say hug moot kay faarigh ho ja, aur log bhi teray intezar main mar rahay hain”