**Moments when saying nothing might have worked out better… **
(I am not sure of the authencity of these quotes but presented for fun)
Question: "If you could live forever, would you and why?"
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not
live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever,
then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,
which is why I would not live forever."
*Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest
crime rates in the country."
*Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
*Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all
over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be
skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and
stuff."
*Mariah Carey, pop singer
"The police are not here to create disorder. They're here
to preserve disorder."
*Former Chicago mayor Daley during the infamous 1968
Democratic Party Convention
"Things are more like they are now than they ever were before."
*Former U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
*Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery
"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
*Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same
reactions in the brain as marijuana ... The researchers also discovered
other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are."
*Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
*Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark
"They're multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take
them off."
*Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company
charged the Air Force nearly $1,000 for an ordinary pair of pliers
"The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them
unsafe"
*Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia
"After finding no qualified candidates for the position of
principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce
the appointment of David Steele to the post."
*Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools, Barrington, Rhode Island
"That low down scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jack ass,
and I'm just the one to do it."
*A congressional candidate in Texas.
"Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind."
*General William Westmoreland, during the war in Vietnam
"Ever since I was a kid, I've always been a real deep thinker and stuff..."
*Billy Ray Cyrus
