hi every1 !!
well i have this joke but i aint sure if its been over here before, so bare with me!!
It starts as 2 guys(an Asian and British) and an old lady and a woman are going in a train. On the way they go through a tunnel and every1 hears a kissing sound and then a slapping sound. when the tunnel finishes the British guy had his hand on his face.
The old lady thinks that the british guy must have kissed the other woman and got a slap from her, the British guy (who had his hand on the face) thinks that the asian guy tried to kiss the young woman and she thought it was him so gave him a slap and the young woman thinks that the British guy must have tried to kiss the old lady and so she must have given him a slap.
And the asian guy thinks WAOOO “just wait for the next tunnel i’ll do the kissing sound and then i’ll slap the British guy again!!!”