Toronto - Montreal ONLY $17
yeah I am not kidding - got a West Jet flyer in the mail
I was surprized too
Then slowly and gradually the FONT started getting smaller and smaller
ONE WAY
only if you fly on a Wednesday between 7:00 PM and 1:00 AM
only if you are not carrying any luggage
AND
there are ONLY 2 seats on the plane with this OHHH SOO CHEAP FARE
I bet if they could make the font even smaller, you would read things like;
Only if your name starts with an “X”
only if you are wearing blue socks
only if the temperature during the day is between 16.75 and 19.23 Degrees
I went to buy coke zero at the store today and saw a coupon in the magazine: buy 1 kleenex box and get one free. They had other restrictions too. Luckily luck was in my favor today. I found the darn box and got the other one for free. I didn’t really need kleenex but I bought them because it’s not everyday when luck favors me
seee i told u jiggaa… i kno all dat sHYTTTT! oh yea.. u gotta becareful…
couple of days i wz goin thru dis site to buy books n stuff.. .. all of da sudden saw a book for 2 bucks.. i wz like DYMNNN SOn.. dat cant be possible.. da reg price 4 dat book is 140 bucks.. i wz like .. ahite.. lemme give it a shot… so i clicked on it.. and it said… 2 bucks for da book and 20 bucks for da shippin.. yeh to drama he ho gaya yani ke.. or shippin thee .. FROM NEW DEHLI, INDIA i wz like bhai main he bacha hon C*****yaa bananay kay liye.. so i wz like.. forget u hindus.. ima buy from some one local..