BARBER

A Baahman goes into the Barber shop with his walkman on his head.

“I need to take that walkman off your head,” says the barber

“You can’t! I’ll die!” retorts the Baahman

“I can’t cut your hair with the walkman on your ears!” says the barber

“I said you can’t take it off, or I’ll die!”

The Barber outraged and flustered, grabs the walkman and throws it off the head of the baahman.

Within seconds, the baahman dies.

When the barber picks up the walkman to listen, he hears it repeating “breath in, breath out, breath in”.