Banta lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Mumbai, and went to him.
The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, " Yes, I can put you right."
After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel.
The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, “You ba$ta^d, you gave me a womans ears." "Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference whether it is a mans or a womans." "Youre wrong, I hear everything, but I don`t understand a thing!”
