Sardar Banta Singh went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off.
“How did this happen?” the doctor asked.
“Well I was trying to commit suicide,” Banta Singh replied.
The doctor asked, “Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?”
"No, silly! First I put the gun on my head and I thought my face would look horrible, then I put it in my mouth and I thought I just paid Rs. 1,000 to get my teeth straightened. So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.
Excuse me FF. I m not intelligent enough to understand this joke. Can u explain, when he has put finger in another ear and got his fnger blown up. How come he is not Dead.The bullet should have passed from this ear to that ear.......lol
ehh...i got it from HK too......well.....its just a joke....just after when i started this thread..i was thinking ...wouldnt he suppose to be dead if the bullet passes from his first ear to another...well......it aint funny now (at least for me)
Come on guys, you must be kidding! You seriously did not get this joke?
Yaar, Banta Singh does not have any brains, hence when he shot the gun in one ear, the bullet came out of the other ear. Since he had his finger in that one, the bullet blew the finger off
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Common . This is not a joke. How is this possible that this sardar blowing off his Head and then finger could reach a Doc. and even tell him the story ??????????????????????????????????
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Don’t tell me that you really didn’t get it initially.