Banta lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Mumbai, and went to him.
The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, " Yes, I can put you right."
After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel.
The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, “You #######, you gave me a womans ears." "Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference whether it is a mans or a womans." "Youre wrong, I hear everything, but I don`t understand a thing!”
Banta`s wife, Preeto, goes to England to attend a two-week, company training session. Banta drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
Preeto answers, “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”
Banta laughs and says, "An English girl !!!
Preeto kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later Banta picks her up in the airport and asks, “So, honey, how was the trip?”
“Very good, thank you.”
“And, what happened to my present?”
“Which present?”
“What I asked for, the English girl?!”
Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if its a girl !!!
