A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father.
“Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!”
“I did? What did I tell you?” said the dad.
“You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that
big bank is in trouble.”
“What are you talking about? That’s one of the largest banks
in the state,” he said. “there must be some mistake.”
“I don’t think so,” she sniffed. “They just returned one of
my checks with a note saying, ‘Insufficient Funds’.”