This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an
article which
appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on
March 2 , 1999:Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, theirefforts at
disabling the internal security system got underway
immediately. The
robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes
filled with cash and
valuables,
were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes
scattered throughout the
bank. The robbers cracked the first safe’s combination,
and inside they
found only a bowl of vanilla pudding.As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, onerobber said, "At
least we’ll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a
second safe, and it
also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process
continued until all
the safes were opened. They found not one pound
sterling, a diamond, or an
ounce of gold.
Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of
pudding. Disappointed,
the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
nothing more than a
queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.The newspaper headline read: IRELAND’S LARGEST SPERM
BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS
MORNING