BANANA VS LEMON
Aik din ‘kelah’ ji ‘Niboo’ ji se kehtain hain ke "Yaar Niboo! mujah buhat taras ata hai app par jub ppls app ko nichoor kar kahtein hain.
Jawab mein ‘Niboo’ ji ‘Kelah’ ji se kehtain hain ke "Yaar keleh! mujah us waqat nehayat hi sharam ati hai jab ppls aap ko nanga kar ke kahtein hain.
Hansi Depression ka behtareen ilaj hai.
Aik sathi
K@miK@zi
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Originally posted by Ahmed:
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Originally posted by kami-kaze:
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Hansi Depression ka behtareen ilaj hai.
Aik sathi
K@miK@zi**
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Offfoh! Hansi aay tab na!**
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Salam Friend Ahmed:-
Hansne ke liyeh joke parhna hi bus nahi hota balke is koo feel karna hota hai. agar app nahi hansna chahein to koi nahi hansa sacta app ko or agar app hansna chahen to koi nahi rook sacta. Feel it my dear...
haathi darya mein naha raha tha..
choohay ney haathi sey kaha…“bahir nikal”
hathi bola “kyoon?”
chooha bola “bahir to nikal”
hathi bola “kyoon?”
chooha bola “nikal to sahi”
hathi bari mushkil sey bahir nikla…to forun choohay ney kaha…“theek hai…wapis chala ja..mein ney siraf dekhna tha kay tu ney meri chaddi to nahi pehen rakhi”