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JALANDHAR BOARD COLLEGE EXAM QUESTION

PAPER…[this one’s little difficult than last year’s]

  1. Write your name in less than 20 minutes and 20
    letters (only alphabets allowed, no numeric digits or “_”
    allowed)

  2. Sex ?
    ( ) Male
    ( ) Female
    ( ) Sardar

  3. What’s ur age group ?
    ( ) less than 0
    ( ) equal to 0
    ( ) greater than 0

  4. What is 2 + 2 ?
    ( ) FOUR
    ( ) 4
    ( ) IV

  5. If you have one brother, how many brothers your brother has?
    ( ) none
    ( ) one
    ( ) question is too personal

  6. Complete the following sentence… (4 marks)
    ______ ________ ________ _________ .

  7. If there are 365 days in a year, how many days make a year?

  8. Read the statment carefully and answer the following
    question:
    “My mother’s daughter’s brother’s mother’s mother’s
    daughter’s husband’s wife is my mother herself”.

Q. How many times the word “mother” appear in the above
statement?
( ) None
( ) few times
( ) uncountable times

  1. If someone gives you a rupee for 100 paise, would you get
    ( ) One rupee? ( ) 100 paise?

10.Write an Essay on “MYSELF” in not more than three
sentences…
(HINT : My Name is ___________ (same as in [1]). I am a
_______ (boy/girl). I am writing an essay.)

11.If the time is 3.00 what does ur digital watch show ?

12.At what time does the 11.16 Indrani Express come ?

13.What u do on a honeymoon ?
( ) Collect Honey
( ) Admire Moon
( ) Collect Honey while admiring the moon

14.Earth is Flat ?
( ) False
( ) Indeed False

15.If A = B and B = C then B = A ?
( ) TRUE
( ) NOT FALSE
( ) OUT OF SYLLABUS

16.If you eat lunch during lunch time, what u have during dinner
time?

17.If Ram is Sita’s Husband, Who is Ram’s Wife ?
() Sita
(
) Guru Nanak

18.Think and write the present tense of THOUGHT.

19.Complete the following poem :
Mary had a little lamb
little lamb little lamb_ (HINT: “.” or “@” or “^” )

20.This is question number
( ) 1
( ) 10
( ) 20

21.If 2 + 3 = 5, 3 + 2 = 5 ??
( ) YES
( ) I FORGOT TO GET MY CALCULATOR

22.Write full form of ASAP As Soon As Possible.


23.Opposite of the word “IN” is
( ) NOT IN
( ) CRICKET
( ) HOCKEY
( ) PUNJAB

24.What is the capital of india ?
( ) India
( ) INDia
( ) INDIA

25.a,e,i,o and u are collectively called “vowels”.
What are e,a,i,o and u called ?

26.Fill in the blank :
I am _________ a letter.
( ) READING
( ) WRITING
( ) SEALING

27.Who was the first MAN to land on moon ?
( ) MR. ARMSTRONG
( ) MISS ARMSTRONG
( ) MRS ARMSTRONG

28.What comes first ?
( ) the Egg
( ) the Omlet

29.Can you count more than five using your hands ?
( ) YES
( ) NO

30.Spell M-Y-T-H-O-L-O-G-Y

31.Mrs. Sinha is Mr. Sinha’s
( ) Father
( ) Brother
( ) Son
( ) Daughter

32.Car A start from X and car B start from Y. X and Y
are located 100 miles apart from each other. How many
wheels does each car has ?
( ) One ( ) Four ( ) Seven

33.To reach to the 12th floor of the World Trade Center,
how many buttons would you press in the elevator ?
( ) ONE ( ) TWELVE

34.Complete the following series [this question carries 3
marks]
1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, _, _, _.

35.This one tests ur imagination.
SUN is nearer to India than AMERICA because…
( ) SUN is smaller than AMERICA
( ) One can see SUN, but not AMERICA
( ) I do not have any time left to think on this one.

Your feedback counts…(please do not write how many
times)

I rate the difficulty level for the above question paper as :
( ) 8
( ) 9
( ) 10

[NOTE: 1 is very easy and 10 is most difficult]

Number of times i flipped a coin
( ) 35
( ) 70
( ) I forgot to bring my coin so I bluffed and prayed for
good luck.

that was the hardest test i have had to take in my life. Can you send a tutorial for that. I think i need a lot of help.

Ok Sardar jee, Where do u want me to send it. :)