Teacher:
Agar 1 aam k darakht par 10 kely lage hain,
or un mei se 7 amrood torr liye
to
kitne kharboze bache ?
Studnt: sir 9 Hathi
Teachr: wah tumy kesy pata chala?
Studnt: sir q k me aaj tiffin mai gobhi ki boti laya hun.
Moral:
Rozana brush karo warna petrol mehnga ho jay ga.
