I got this in my mail… may be its been posted here before… but it really cracked me up… 
If u r in love with ur cousin, here is the formula to know if she loves ya too. Go into the kitchen and grab ur cousin from the back. If she turns and smiles at u then she is in love with u. and if she turns and slaps u just take a deep breath, clap ur hands and say “Baji Dar Gai… baji dar gai!”
I dont know but I found it sick. :)
khairiyaat hai ,, taymoor bhayee...
this is funny !!!
**Number Two:**Dude! I salute your moral standards… but I sort of lowered mine a bit as I grew… Secondly, I ignore unnecessary moot… so lets see if its really sick it’ll fade away itself… no need to fuss! 
**coOoLBreeze:**Yup… khairyat hee khairyat…:nahnah:
thanx PakistaniAngel and SalmanNY…
Re: Baji Dar Gai !
HAHAAHAHA !!!! THANX FOR THE TRICK DUDE ...
^apply at your own risk…no money back guarantee :maulvidis:
Taymoor: 
ummm, can this be used for male cousins? Not that I am interested.
Joke is a Joke Yaar
Its a good Joke TAimoor. And a suggestion to Number Two "Joke is a Joke, Never take is seriously"
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Thanx all :D…
Phat_gurl: Don’t even think that girl… ulta laynay kay deynay par jaen gay…
mujhay buhat gudgudi hooti hay :o
Please never ever try it on me :halo:
:) :)