So, Your Place Or Mine??
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”
Woman: “Perhaps. I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”
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Man: “Is this seat empty?”
Woman: “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”
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Man: “So, wanna go back to my place ?”
Woman: “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”
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Man: “Your place or mine?”
Woman: “Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”
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Man: “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
Woman: “It’s in the phone book.”
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Man: “But I don’t know your name.”
Woman: “That’s in the phone book too.”
Man: “So what do you do for a living?”
Woman: “I’m a female impersonator.”
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Man: “Hey, baby, what’s your sign?”
Woman: “Do not Enter.”
Man: “Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason”
Woman: “Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!” :cool2:
Man: “I want to give myself to you.”
Woman: “Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”
Man: “Your body is like a temple.”
Woman: “Sorry, there are no services today.”
Man: “I’d go through anything for you.”
Woman: “Good! Let’s start with your bank account.”
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?
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When was i for real?
I am myself a dream
I always see you
watching me tenderly