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salam ppl. how are u all. hope u all will be fit and fine.
well apnay bachpan kay funny wakiat ya behan bhaion kay funny wakiat ya kisi kay bhi hoon plz aap log share karo is thread may
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Well, my mom tell me a story about me when i was like 7 or 8 month.
My mom was in the kitchen and i was crawling after her in the
kitchen. My mom was bussy so she did not saw what i was doinin'
And my mom always puts her masala below the kitchen cabinet.
So i open that door of the cabinet and i put chillipepper powder **
**over my whole face. And yea i think its feel burny so i start to yell.
My mom was shocked coz i was yellin'suddenly. So my dad came and he
wash my face with water and Soap LOL!! My mom told my face was red like
a tomato lol.
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^^ u were crawling at age 7 - 8 ! :p
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^MONTH Sahi tara paro 
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^ mein 7-8 months mein daur raha tha 
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haha well i’m still in my bachpan 
i put poisen ivy in this one dude’s shoes at the musjid once wen i was small…
and my older brother accidentally cut some gori larki’s hair at skool wen he was small…hahaha…
my older sister used to think that everyone in the world knew urdu, so she would speak it with her teachers and frends in kindergarden…
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oh hahaha:D yeh bachay bhi naa:)
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main bachpan sey samajdaar hOon ...:p
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ROCKISTAN: oh hahaha zaika kaisa hota tha? aur khanay kay baad kia hota tha woh suratihal zara bata dain?:D
PD: safaid jhoot:D
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Assalam-o-alaikum & a big hello everyone!!!
This is my very firsht post n i thought ill start with my childhood story..which is very famous in my family:blush:
My nani tells me i was 3-4 yrs old and had gone to stay at her place and it was ramdhan…and i came to my nani with my mouth full of cucumber complaining that ‘‘dekhen nani … khaala keh rahi hain maira roza nahi hai’’ and my nani says my mouth was so full that i couldnt even speak properly and till the end of the day i kept my ground that i had my roza 
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hahaha thats shoooooooo cute and inoncent:)
and welcome to my thread and gupistan:)
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jhoot kahan sufaid hota hai woh tu ek dum kla hota hai..
yeh tu phir ek dum sufaid sach hai …
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jhoot safaid tab hota hay jab shak ki koi gunjaish na ho:p
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I have a lot to share but I am afraid they are not suitable for public forum :p
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My family and i lived in punjab till i was three. My father was the GM of a cement factory near Taxila and we used to live in that factory's officer's colony. Our house was pretty big with the garden area almost just as big as the house itself. I don't know why but for some reason we had a mini poultry farm in our garden where we kept murghis and murghays (mostly segregated :p ).
Back when i was around 3ish, this one day (as i am told by my mom) i walked into one of the chicken house (it was about 10 by 10 by 10 feet big) hoping to make friends with the murghis when one of the murghas ran up to me and pecked on my foot so hard it hurt like crazy. I started crying and ran to complain to my mom. She just laughed and shrugged it off - which pissed me off even more. So i grabbed a pillow, went back to the chicken house and grabbed that murgha with the pillow and then i wouldnt let go of him. He yelled pretty loud and tried his best but his feathers were no match for my pillow. After a while i got bored so i let go of him and he learned his lesson well.
Anyway so thats how i got my revenge.
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aPpun ka bachpan bhi bara mast goozra hai yaaro , appun tum logo ka kia bataie kay akhaa bachpan bus kasam urran chalay ke aik dum lash pash ray 
well wesay tu bachpan mai boohat shararat ke hai kay agar sab batanay beth geyah tu shayed us par aik book liekh de jaie even ajj tak shararat karta ho coz abhi tak atleast for my family im still bacha 
khair chalay mai app ko aik shararat batata ho appnay bachpan ke jo ajj tak mujh ko hansati hai . . . . . . howa yah kay jab hum 2 saal kay tha hum ko tu yaad bhi nahi mari ami nay mujh ko batayah kay hum ghar kay sab log ghoomnay gaie howay tha sea side waha samandar kay pass hum sab bethay howay tha or mai ami ke gud mai betha haseen nazaray dekh raha tha , barabar mai aik or family HUT mai aakar rooki as i was GOL-MATOOL tu waha ke ladies nay mari ami say bola kay kia hum is ko appnay pass thori dair kay leyah rakh saktay hai . . . hum ko is kay sath Pictures lani hai . . . so ami ko deyah nahi balkay un kay sath un kay hut mai aagaie kay PIC jab lay lay gay yah log tu wapas mujh ko lay jaie ge coz woh mujh ko akela nahi chorti thi kahe bhi . . so jab hum un kay HUT mai gaie tu waha kafi ladies bachay party tha or Males un kay samandar mai naha rahay tha . . . . . tu mujh ko unho nay lay kay papi ke or biscut deyah . . phir picture lenay ka time ayah tu aik khatoon nay mujh ko Gud mai leyah aik hath mai or doosaray hath mai un khatoon ko larki bathi hoie thi . . . or unho nay bola kay abb lo PIC . . . so jesay he PIC lenay ka time ayah tu i dont know appnay kiya deemagh mai tha appun nay jhaat say barabar mai jo aunty kay gud mai bachi bathi thi us ke PAPI lay le . . or pic lay le gaie . . us kay bad us bachi nay mari papi le . . i mean hell . . appun us time bhi flirty tha khair shukar hai us waqat mai bacha tha tu mar nahi pare balkay how cute how cute kay logo nay naaray lagaie khair ami nay wapas leyah or lay kay hut mai aagaie tu 20 minz as my mom told me . . . woh khaaton hut mai aie or bolnay lage kay mari bachi boohat rooo rahe hai mai is ko yaha lay aie . . . rohail kay janay kay bad zor zor say roo rahe thi . . . or yaqeen manay mujh ko dekh kar woh choop ho gaie . . . i mean what the hell . . . bachay bhui flirty hotay hai kia khair then we played n phir ghar ghar 
ami nay bola kay maray pass woh pic bhi hai unho nay humharay ghar send karwaie thi PIC . . magar i losted it . . . 
warna guz i show u here my bachpan ka flirt . . . anywaz yah shayed sab say mazadar kahani hai jo mujh ko bhi yaad nahi
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Lol rohail yaar. I never bother reading long stories in latin urdu but yours are always an exception. Funny stuff man. :D Sala bachpan say hi maha tharki tha. Pata thaa aagay to chaanas milay ga nahi chumma chaati karnay ka to abhee moqa mila haiy full faida uthao moqay ka ;)
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welcome AQ bhai to my thread:)
koi to aisa wakia hoga na jo kay aap share kar saktay hongay plz koi aisa wakia yaad kar kay share karo jo kay aap share kar saktay hi i will be waiting:)
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oh hahhaha yani aap bachpan say sabak sikhanay may mahir ho:p