BachiaN ghernay kay 101 tareekay

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Re: BachiaN ghernay kay 101 tareekay

@Captain Lota

To kia, to kaheen aur chal paRiay. Dunya may bachioN ki konsi kamee haiy. Yeh to sirf continuation jaari rakhnay ka aik tareeqa tha. Backup bhee koee cheez hoti haiy.

Sincerely, Captain Lota

kaheeN aap budhay naa ho jayee issi khail may! :D

[fghd]

Re: BachiaN ghernay kay 101 tareekay

@Arnold Shalwaar Nicker

Captain Lota, just so u know aik larki doosri larki ko kabhi bardasht nahi karegi in a friendship, if u even call her up and ask how her friend is she will jhoot boling, because thats fitrat of girls…

and trust me on this one dawgggggggggggggggggggggg

experience talkin

[Captain_Lota]

Re: BachiaN ghernay kay 101 tareekay

@Arnold Shalwaar Nicker

Captain Lota, just so u know aik larki doosri larki ko kabhi bardasht nahi karegi in a friendship, if u even call her up and ask how her friend is she will jhoot boling, because thats fitrat of girls.....

and trust me on this one dawgggggggggggggggggggggg

**tareeka nr 8. **Agar Bachi boht kambal ban jaaiy aur jaan na choR rahi ho to 24 ghanty uski saari dostoN ki tareef kartay rahiay khaas tor par us ki jis se bachi ki bilkul na banti ho.

Sincerely,
Captain Lota

[Captain_Lota]

Re: BachiaN ghernay kay 101 tareekay

@evilmastermind

kaheeN aap budhay naa ho jayee issi khail may! :D

Meri jaan buRhaapay may hi to experience aata haiy aur

tareeka nr 9. Bachiaan maangti hain experience!

Sincerely,
Captain Lota

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Re: BachiaN ghernay kay 101 tareekay

@Captain Lota

Meri jaan buRhaapay may hi to experience aata haiy aur

tareeka nr 9. Bachiaan maangti hain experience!

Sincerely,
Captain Lota

hadd hai!!

[Samad]

Re: BachiaN ghernay kay 101 tareekay

ok tareeka nr 8 sucked lol

here comes tareeka nr ponay das.

agar bachi ninja mutant turtle (Bukha-fied) hai to jaise hi nazar aye to apni jaib say tasbi nikaal kar kalma wagera parnay lag jaiN, aur oonchi oonchi kahaiN "TOBA AL AMREEKATUN ZAALIM UL BUSH UL KAAFIR"

[Samad]

Re: BachiaN ghernay kay 101 tareekay

bachi agar na phansay to 17 par dial karaiN.

[waqi06]

Re: BachiaN ghernay kay 101 tareekay

CALL 1800-PIMPMYBACHI

[Samad]

Re: BachiaN ghernay kay 101 tareekay

waqi HAHAHAHAHAHAH good one!

[waqi06]

Re: BachiaN ghernay kay 101 tareekay

We need more tareeqai

[Samad]

Re: BachiaN ghernay kay 101 tareekay

PIMP MY BACHI was the best one :D

[waqi06]

Re: BachiaN ghernay kay 101 tareekay

Lets see how many paindus actually dial the number

[wsm77]

Re: BachiaN ghernay kay 101 tareekay

@Arnold Shalwaar Nicker

tareeka nr 1. Bachi ko hamesha ye zaahir karaiN kay aap ki jaib mai visa ya master card hai jabkay in real aap kay paas phooti korri na ho kiyonkay laRkion pyar ko paiso mai tolti haiN.

tareeka nr 2. Bachi ko hamesha sonay say pehlay romantic kissam kay aik do msgs kar daiN, khush ho jaati haiN. Agar msg nahi likh saktay to use google. It wont take more than 2 mints.

tareeka nr 3. Bachi ki hamesha tareef karaiN, agar dekhnay mai maasi zohra jaisi bi shakal hai to yahi kaheN kay wo dunya ki sab say bari hoor parri hai, LaRkian pasand karti hain tareef sunna doosroN kay mooN say.

Remaining 98 Tips coming later.

good ones if you just wanna mess around

[philanderr]

Re: BachiaN ghernay kay 101 tareekay

aba jan se kiyon???

[Janwar]

Re: BachiaN ghernay kay 101 tareekay

wah jii wah :k:

[niyal]

Re: BachiaN ghernay kay 101 tareekay

**mujhay larkiyon kay tareqqay nahin

larkoon kay baray main batain **

[Captain_Lota]

Re: BachiaN ghernay kay 101 tareekay

@niyal

**mujhay larkiyon kay tareqqay nahin

larkoon kay baray main batain **

A Captain Lota original:

Woh sab banaana seekh lo
Jo poori dunya may khaya jaata haiy
Kyun ke har mard ka dil
Us kay pait may paaya jata haiy

Sincerely,
Captain lota

[P_G]

Re: BachiaN ghernay kay 101 tareekay

[quote]
Kyun ke har mard ka dil
Us kay pait may paaya jata haiy
[/quote]

hum nay biology main perha tha sub INSANOO ka dil seenay main hota hay !

[blackforest_360]

Re: BachiaN ghernay kay 101 tareekay

…u seem to have allot of xperience … i shud do tha same cept change tha “bachian” from bachai

[shireen143]

Re: BachiaN ghernay kay 101 tareekay

omg uncle nicker and waqi... lagta hay app ka sara saal isi job may guzarta hay ..... yeh to apnay bachi ko patanay kay tareeqay batay hay na ....ub zara plz yeh batay kitni bachiyon say heel walay jootay khay hay app nay .....