BachiaN ghernay kay 101 tareekay

tareeka nr 1. Bachi ko hamesha ye zaahir karaiN kay aap ki jaib mai visa ya master card hai jabkay in real aap kay paas phooti korri na ho kiyonkay laRkion pyar ko paiso mai tolti haiN.

tareeka nr 2. Bachi ko hamesha sonay say pehlay romantic kissam kay aik do msgs kar daiN, khush ho jaati haiN. Agar msg nahi likh saktay to use google. It wont take more than 2 mints.

tareeka nr 3. Bachi ki hamesha tareef karaiN, agar dekhnay mai maasi zohra jaisi bi shakal hai to yahi kaheN kay wo dunya ki sab say bari hoor parri hai, LaRkian pasand karti hain tareef sunna doosroN kay mooN say.

Remaining 98 Tips coming later.

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kitni larkiyaaN phansanay kay baad yeh experience huwa hai?

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yahi ko aik do so darjan.

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yaar kuch dosrouN kay liyeh bhi chour dou!

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tum khulla phiR to rahi ho.

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im taken too :smokin:

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laRki ho ya mithai ki kissi dukaan ki ras-gulli.

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q tum nay apnay rus-gullay udhaar rakhwanay hain!?

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ya ai thread… :konfused:

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aray auntie ham to moti choor kay wo wale laddu haiN jo shaadioN par haseen Larkion kay moon mai hote haiN.

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nahi ye aap ka sonay wala bistar hai

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phatii yaheeN hai :D

ASN: woh jo zabardasti kisi kay mouN may thoukkay jaatay hain?

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o ho ASN aap tho barrai mazaaki hain..ai hai..barri hansii arahii hai…o yaar aik glass paani ka laikar aiiN…

:cb:

Re: BachiaN ghernay kay 101 tareekay

zarbardasti ya NON-zabardasti the question is "THOKAY TO JATAY HAINA?" so that is what counts. As long as they are being "THOKKED" its fine.

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phatti hansi galaY maY na phuns jaYe kaheeN, dayhaaN Naal!

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phir baad may AAAKHHH THOUUU kar kay mouN say phenk bhi diye jaateiN haiN!

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Nai kasam sai…ASN’s posts are so funny :hehe:

Agar meri hansi galay meiN phuns jai…aur (Allah na karay) meiN marjaaooN..

tho ASN ki vaja sai yeh hoygi. :phati:

Re: BachiaN ghernay kay 101 tareekay

Newtons Law: Whatever u THOK inside, that must come OUTSIDE.
(because action force and reaction force both equal but opposite)

think about it

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:open_mouth:

:smack:

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sorry it was whatever U THOK INSIDE, MUST COME OUTSIDE.

just a correction for those of u who are making notes.