When you’re single chances are you have your own room mostly occupied by you and only you. Weather you’re on the computer or lying on the bed or whatever. So when your body decides to pass some wind you go ahead and let it rip (add some extra pressure too) to get rid of all that gas. It might stink for a while but like all personal things you do in your own time, it does not matter because nobody else is there.
My question now is people, when you’re married chances are you’ll be spending alot of time with your better half around you. Weather its in the bedroom or living room or in the car or wherever. Now in one of these situations when you really do have to pass some wind.. what do you do? I mean now you’re sharing that air with someone else especially someone that you care about. Do you hold back? Or do you just let er rip?
Now i know some will say *
“But hey! You already live with family, im sure you know how to control yourself when you’re around your mom or dad or brother or sister! So why not control yourself around your spouse?”
*Well yes Mr Smartypants youre right there but you know what? One doesnt share a bed with any of these people. However one will probably share a bed with his/her spouse. And statistically speaking, guys pass more wind when in bed. And it will be a tough act to control yourself when you’re half asleep.
So, married folk! I’m sure many of you have experienced this dilemna and im sure many of you might have devised many cunning solutions to this lone problem. How do you manage?
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One should never hold back married or not married. Its nature's call.
When I was single I would tell my girl-firends it was a mating call, now I tell my many wives that its the mating call.
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Why men? Ladies fart as well (I know I'm opening The Gate of Immaturity here). How do husbands feel when ladies do it?
I'm not married, so I don't know, but I know that my dad lets himself go whenever he needs to. I have yet to hear my mother pass gas. I think she takes herself to the bathroom. When dad goes for it, we all usually ignore, but my sister lets him know that she did hear it and can he please learn to control it? We laugh and the cycle continues.
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chegum unkil.....I understand your concern.....but wake someone up? I'm a pretty light sleeper and I've not had this problem as yet. A great deal of daal is consumed in my home.....Perhaps I should just be thankful and let it go at that.
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^as long you as you dont do it "openly," or "in public," it is fine with the general populace. Isnt that what was asked in the statement "why cant women cut cheese in the "open"?"
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Sir ji, you are getting kicked an awful lot of times on minor issues. Please stand up for your rights (atleast the fundamental right of not being kicked at all times, and only kicked a few times).
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^^^ This indeed is hilarious but let me tell you guys something. In my 5 years of marriage i have never heard anything and I thank God for that. Because I don't know what my reaction would be if it did.
I guess it could be bcoz i don't cook daals as much:)
Me and my gunda demaagh.