Little Johnny’s new baby brother was screaming up a storm.
He asked his mom, “Where’d we get him?”
His mother replied, “He came from heaven, Johnny.”
Johnny says, “WOW! I can see why they threw him out!”
HERE’S ANOTHER ONE - I’M BIG FAN OF LITTLE JOHNNY
Johnny was at his first day of school. The teacher told the class to start the day with the pledge of allegiance, and instructed them to put their right hands over their hearts and repeat after him.
He looked around the room as he started the recitation, “I pledge allegiance to the flag…”
When his eyes fell on Johnny, he noticed Johnny’s hand over the right cheek of his buttocks.
“Johnny, I will not continue until you put your hand over your heart.”
Johnny replied, “It is over my heart.”
After several attempts to get Johnny to put his hand over his heart, the teacher asked, “Why do you think that is your heart?”
“Because every time my Grandma comes to visit, she picks me up, pats me here, and says, ‘Bless your little heart,’ and my Grandma wouldn’t lie.”
HERE’S ANOTHER ONE - I’M BIG FAN OF LITTLE JOHNNY
will be back with some more…
:k: :biggthumb good one
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I seen a couple of Lil Johhny’s there pretty funny!