Doctor: I have good news and bad news.
Patient: Go with the good news first.
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What!?! How about the bad news?
Doctor: Um… I forgot to tell you yesterday.
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LOlzzz
don't you love that doctor
tsk tsk ... bechaara!
Well thats one time that I wouldn't pay the bill..
Went to my doc today and he says he'sthankful for all the business I'm giving him..he'll never let me die..well not before him..or so he says