[b] Desi love letter [/b]

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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My Dear ‘Anamica’:

You must be surprised to receive this ‘Prem Patra’ from me. Let me make my ‘Pahechan’ to you as ‘Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge’. Though I am an ‘Awaara’, I am also your ‘Deewana’.

I am making you a ‘Prarthna’ to enter my ‘Zindagi’ as a ‘Priyatama’. Even though I do not have any ‘Sambandh’ with you, I still consider you as my ‘Dream Girl’ with ‘Lal Dupatta Malmal Ka’. There are only ‘Do Raaste’ left for me. One is to get your love by ‘Tyag’ or to go the ‘Rangeela’ way.

Wouldn’t you like to be ‘Mere Jeevan Saathi’ as you are ‘Lakhon Mein Ek’? I also hope that you will ‘Guide’ me in ‘Bahar’ as we are made for ‘Ek Duje Ke Liye’.

We will live in ‘Naya Zamana’ where we will have a ‘Suhana Safar’. In this ‘Himalay Ki God Mein’, our ‘Bandhan’ is going to tied with ‘Preet Ki Dor’. I hope that we will have nothing but ‘Anand’ in ‘Ye Dillagi’.

Aren’t you bored of ‘Akele Hum Akele Tum’ life? Let this ‘Baazigar’ be your ‘Boy Friend’ and we start ‘Pehli Mohabbat’. This ‘Chahat’ is going to lead to a ‘Milan’ where you are going to call me everyday for ‘Aao Pyar Karen’.

Now, ‘Phir Kab Miloge’ as ‘Tumse Accha Kaun Hein’? As you know my love is ‘Himalay Se Uncha’ and hopefully our ‘Mulakat’ will be ‘An Evening in Paris’.
‘Aa Gale Lag Jaa’!

‘Hum Aapke Hain Koun…?’

– Prem Pujaari

dil…dilseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Dear Dilse,

This is exactly the same letter that 'Mughal-e-Azam' wrote to 'Anar-Kali'.

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How did the blond try to kill a fish? ... By drowning it

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why do blondes wear green lipstick? because they think red means stop and they wont get any kisses if they wear it.

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LOL

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good one saqib....

dil..dilseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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The collector asked Banta Singh for his rail ticket. Banta Singh searched his pockets but could not find it. 'Never mind,' reassured the collector, ' I will take your word that you bought your ticket.'
'That is very kind of you,' replied Banta Singh, 'but if I don't find it, I want to know where to get off.'

dil...dilseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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OOOIII! THAT IS THE SAME LETTER A PERSON WROTE IN THE CUT-PASTE SECTION IN THE NEWSPAPER I WAS READING THAT DAY....I THINK JANG!
YOU COPY-CAT!

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Zara khan ..ap na to apna kam kar liya calling me copy cat,ap ka bohat bohat shukryia..for you information I dont read JANG

God bless you

dil...dilseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Santa Singh got his promotion and become an officer in Punjab Government. To keep up with his status, he decided to speak only in
English to all his subordinates. One morning, his peon peeped through the door to see if his boss was busy. Santa Singh noticed him and shouted, 'Why are you outstanding! Please income.'

dil...dilseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Short Essay Contest

A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay
containing these four elements:

  • religion
  • royalty
  • sex
  • mystery

The prize-winning essay read:

"My God," said the Queen. "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?"

dil...dilseeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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What's the difference between white fairy tales and black fairy
tales?
White fairy tales starts, "Once upon a time....."
Black fairy tales starts, "Yo, you XXXXXXXX ain't gonna
believe this ....."

[This message has been edited by Admin (edited April 22, 1999).]

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What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...."

(No offence ladies please, these are just jokes)

[This message has been edited by msaqibj (edited April 19, 1999).]

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A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in third grade. Who would get the A grades in all subjects?
The blonde, because she's 18

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One day after work, a blonde walked into a pizza parlor and ordered a small personal pizza.

When it was finished, the waiter asked the blonde if she wanted it cut into four pieces or eight.

The blonde thought a bit and said "Better make it four, I'd never be able to eat eight."