Awkward silences

What do you do when you come upon awkward silences?

If its a group and noone has anything to say then I wait for someone to get their phones out then I get my phone out too :smiley:

If its one-to-one then its silence till one person walks away or ‘has to leave’

LOL!

What do you all inferior beings do?

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let the inferior beings respond :snooty:

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I talk nonstop. People take out restraining orders. My husband has earplugs.

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Take my phone out, look at my nails, go to the kitchen/bathroom, or state the obvious "Everyone is quiet."

I check my muscles. As I am making sure if they are still there.

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I crack a joke, or kiss the guy nearest to me. Enough to cause a conversation to start.

I usually wait for a woman to do that. :D

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Wait for a woman to kiss another woman? Why the hell would you want a conversation after that?

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:D

I know ehh.. you need popcorn and stuff..

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LP shakes head at the grown ups conversation
tch*tch

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Start to light a :smokin2:

Or spit out the last one :hehe:

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@CM and Monk :smack: :cb:

hate them…i start looking here and there :cb: or take my phone out and pretend i have something to do :bummer:

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Nothing breaks an awkward silence like a well-timed fart.

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:smack2:

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Then you can always give a disgusting look to the person sitting next to you and say "yeah,.... now blame it on me"

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LMAO! thats a good one dude.

:omg:
deadly combo

:omg:

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LMAO! That was comic gold!