Shak
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What do you do when you come upon awkward silences?
If its a group and noone has anything to say then I wait for someone to get their phones out then I get my phone out too 
If its one-to-one then its silence till one person walks away or ‘has to leave’
LOL!
What do you all inferior beings do?
LP
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Re: Awkward silences
let the inferior beings respond 
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I talk nonstop. People take out restraining orders. My husband has earplugs.
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Take my phone out, look at my nails, go to the kitchen/bathroom, or state the obvious "Everyone is quiet."
Monk
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I check my muscles. As I am making sure if they are still there.
CM
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I crack a joke, or kiss the guy nearest to me. Enough to cause a conversation to start.
Monk
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I crack a joke, or kiss the guy nearest to me. Enough to cause a conversation to start.
I usually wait for a woman to do that. :D
CM
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Re: Awkward silences
Wait for a woman to kiss another woman? Why the hell would you want a conversation after that?
Monk
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:D
I know ehh.. you need popcorn and stuff..
LP
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LP shakes head at the grown ups conversation
tch*tch
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@CM and Monk

hate them…i start looking here and there
or take my phone out and pretend i have something to do 
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Nothing breaks an awkward silence like a well-timed fart.
Monk
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Nothing breaks an awkward silence like a well-timed fart.
Then you can always give a disgusting look to the person sitting next to you and say "yeah,.... now blame it on me"
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LMAO! thats a good one dude.
CM
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LMAO! That was comic gold!