Auto-Biography of Sardar

Hi! this being the ‘Atma-katha’(Autobiography) of a sardar :-

  • When God passed out brains, I thought he said trains, and I missed
    mine.

  • When God passed out looks, I thought He said books, and I didn’t
    want any

  • When God passed out ears, I thought He said beers, and I asked for
    two large ones.

  • When God passed out legs, I thought He said eggs, and I asked for two
    fat ones.

  • When God passed out noses, I thought He said Roses, and I asked for
    a big red one.

  • When God passed out heads, I thought He said beds, and I asked for a
    big with soft pillow one.

**** God am I a mess?

Aw…poor Sardar Jee!

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and more…

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No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut!