“I went to an authentic Mexican restaurant. The waiter poured the water and then warned me not to drink it.” - Brad Garrett
Please add more one liner smilies if you so like? 
"We had gay burgulars the other night, they broke in and rearranged the furniture"
:)
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*Originally posted by tipz: *
"We had gay burgulars the other night, they broke in and rearranged the furniture"
:)
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that explains the rainbow part in your signature ;)
…nice one guys…:k:
LOL! 
Mannnnn
"My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years." --Paul Merton
^
poor guy!
"English is a language where double negatives are a no-no."
--Alfred E. Neuman
"I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The
glass is never half full, it's always half empty. And cracked.
And I just cut my lip on it. --Janeane Garofalo
LOL! maaan talk about suiscidal!
"Everybody should get married. After all happiness is not everything in life"
^