Make love, not war. Hell, do both: get married!
- Women’s Restroom; The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana
I’ve decided that to raise my grades, I must lower my standards. - Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts.
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
- Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
- Revolution Books. New York, New York.
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have trouble with it.
- Women’s Restroom, Dick’s Last Resort. Dallas, Texas.
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
- Men’s Restroom, Linda’s Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
- Men’s Restroom, House of Representatives. Washington, D.C.