Re: aunty & irem ... aik guftugoo
:D interesting responses :D
Re: aunty & irem … aik guftugoo
Merey leye bhi dua karna, mera bhi band baj jai. 
Waisay tum tu khud bari mardran ho. shaid aunti ko tumhara madran pan attract kar jai. Wallah o Alim
Re: aunty & irem … aik guftugoo
Aunty ji being a bit nosy there.
Zara inn se poochye ga ke woh apnay kaalij ke dinoun mein class ke baad kitaabein samay gate pe ‘understanding’ point pe karrhi to nahin hoti thien. Kahin uncle ji jawaani main ek scooter chalany waley shareef shehri to nahin thay? 
Re: aunty & irem … aik guftugoo
so you’re not dead then
Re: aunty & irem … aik guftugoo
.. I know .. moms 
:..
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ROTFL!
Re: aunty & irem ... aik guftugoo
Waisay irem, I think its about time that instead of a passive and S.H.O.C.K.E.D * ji* and sarr hilaying, you also learn the art of replying by "...acha ye tau batayein...". Here is an illustrative example:
aunty: baita larkiyaan apnay ghar mein hi achee lagti haen, shadi ho jaye toh maan baap ko sukoon ho jata hae
irem: ji aunty
aunty: baita amreeka mein tumharay college mein naheen thay koi larkay?
irem [n.o.t s.h.o.c.k.ed.] : ji ummm aunty kia matlab ji?
aunty: yaani mera matlab hae baita koi larkay waghera nai thay tumharay kaalij mein???
irem: ji .... uhhh .... ji aunty thay toh .... par un ko is nazarye se nai daikha tha kyun ke us wakt meri tawajjo parhai pe ziada thee aur mein family se bhee doore thee, insaan in chakkaron mein par jaye toh kaheen ka naheen rehta...
aunty: naheen baita is mein koi burai kee baat nai hae. mein ye nai keh rai k peechay par jao lekin agar saath parH rahay hon aur understanding ho jaye...
irem [grin on the face]: ji aunty, bilkul sahi... acha ye tau batayein, aap ke zamanay mein kaisa mahool hota thaa kaaalij mein?
aunty: aray beta, hamaray zamanay mein tau larkiyouN ke college alag hua kartay thay. Magar tumhara aisa nahi tha na?
irem (completely ignoring the question, persists): per auntie, bazaar jaatay, ghar se nikaltay huay tau ho sakta hai na kissi larkay se dosti ho jayay... ya jaisa aap ne kaha, ke 'understanding' ho jayay... tau aap ki bhi koi 'understanding' hui thee, shaadi se pehlay?
aunty: nahi beta, hamara tau aisa nahi thaa...
irem [winking and smiling broadly]: Tau auntie uncle se aap ki shaadi jabb hui, tau aap ki understanding tau pehlay se hi hogi?
aunty: aray nahi beta, mein nay tau pehli dafa unn ko shaadi ke stage pe hi dekha thaa.
irem: waqai auntie? mera tau khiyaal thaa... acha kher chorein... ye batayein, aap ke bachay tau college mein hein.. un ka kiya socha hai aap ne. Aap khud shaadi te karein gi, ya unn se bhi yehi kaha hai ke "understanding" karr ke hamein bata do?
aunty: Aray beta, meray bachay tau itnay shareef hein, ke mein kiya bataon. Mein ne tau unn se saaf saaf keh diya hai, ke agar koi pasand aa jayay, tau mujhay zaroor batana.
irem: wah aunty, wah. Aaj se tau aap meri ideal hein. Kiya zabardast khiyalaat hein aap ke. Acha auntie, mein chai lainay jaa rahi hooN, aap ke liyay bhi aur chai lay aaouN?
I call this reverse *hamla*,and you should learn this. It comes in pretty handy in any situation.
Re: aunty & irem ... aik guftugoo
^ and wheres the English translation? i can read it but i cant understand it...:(
Re: aunty & irem ... aik guftugoo
Faisal, you sure you're an uncle and not an aunty?
Masha'Allah, your illustrative conversation clearly shows that you either hang around aunties too much or you're an aunty pretending to be an uncle on GS. :p
Re: aunty & irem ... aik guftugoo
FAisal ---mashallah you are more women then women
Re: aunty & irem … aik guftugoo
guys stop picking on Faisal bhai 
Faisal bhai aap toh bila moT marvayein ge 
abhee tak toh shareef jani jaati hoon lekin aap k mashvaron k baad amal kar k badnam-e-zamana ban jaaon gi
Diablo lol @ "uncle ji jawaani main ek scooter chalany waley shareef shehri " waise aap ko bara pata hae in cheeson k baray mei huh? 
C-R inshallah aap ka bhee BAND BAJ jaye
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Sadiyah pitVao gi aunty se
SAJAL i know i shud have
humhaipakistani
Wadi i AM holier than YOU 
u got any doubts?
M_Q i think im gona do that too next time waise do share it would be fun to know
Re: aunty & irem ... aik guftugoo
Aalhaan janaab khair toh haey aap ko bara pata hay khavateen k baray mein :D
Mr F where were you when I had to do critical analyis of essays in college :D i wish i knew u then i would contact u to help me out :D
btw i dint say its bad parvarish..not at all...and theres nothing wrong with it at all either...its just that some times when kids r raised they r given the impression that they r gona have an arranged marriage while some kids parents give them hints that they will be ok with accepting the kids choice...thats what i meant by parvarish :-)
TJ haha :D
Shahreen...hmm..basically the aunty was asking me if i had developed an understanding with any guys in my college while in amreeka for marriage purposes...thats the gist of it i guess :D
CB haha :D
Re: aunty & irem ... aik guftugoo
Hey have you heard of those aunties asking your(girls)age in the mid of a gathering....& then saying to your mom...."Iss bacchi kaa kuchch souchaa aap ney??"
Re: aunty & irem ... aik guftugoo
Such a cool aunty! Irem aunty, you're not cool.
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I was probably busy having “understandings” then.
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irem. No offence but I agree with the "aunty". I think it's about time you get married.
Re: aunty & irem … aik guftugoo
Atlanta pehle tum
Mr F
Desto jaan
Goliko haha yeah
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I am ready whenever you are dear. 